"The Guest Bed"

What? Okay, yes, Mom, I know you think of this as “The Guest Bed”, but who, exactly, are you thinking of as “The Guest”?

Think of me as "The Furry Guest", okay? And may I just say that I’m waaaaaaaay cuter than the fur-less guests who never stay here anyway? Yes, I know that you, too, are fur-less, or shall we say follically-challenged, Mom, but I love you enough to overlook your baldy problem – so long as you let me stay where I am. Okay? Thought so. (Sigh of contentment.)
-Comfort