Just Say No... to Antlers

For your information, Mom, I'm a dog. Dogs do not have antlers. Dogs do not aspire to have antlers, and therefore, they do not wear antlers. They most certainly do not wear antlers that light up. Ever.

I. Am. Mortified.

-The Duchess

"The Guest Bed"

What? Okay, yes, Mom, I know you think of this as “The Guest Bed”, but who, exactly, are you thinking of as “The Guest”?

Think of me as "The Furry Guest", okay? And may I just say that I’m waaaaaaaay cuter than the fur-less guests who never stay here anyway? Yes, I know that you, too, are fur-less, or shall we say follically-challenged, Mom, but I love you enough to overlook your baldy problem – so long as you let me stay where I am. Okay? Thought so. (Sigh of contentment.)
-Comfort