As soon as you make a new friend, tear their eyes out. That way, they never see you coming, which is a lot more fun. That's why tearing out eyes is like my handshake. And chewing off ears? Well, that's just like a hug! It is. It really is. Ask any of my friends. They won't disagree. But that might, maybe, possibly be because they can't hear you. Or see you. Fun, right? I know.
-Comfort
